Helmsman PERMISSIONS

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Text quirk and/or lisping: COMMENT OVER HERE to skip his gorgeou2 two-riidden pii22-yellow text, and/or hith terrible lithp when thpeaking.
Warnings: Helmsman is a walking body horror with organic wires sprouting out of him. Thar be talk of violence like it's no big deal, because troll society. He's also been abused as a slave twice, and has the mental and physical scars to show it. If you would rather not be tagged by Helmsman, please comment with your characters and their journals below, no questions asked. Comments are screened for your privacy.

GENERAL

Threadjacking: If it seems logical, the more the merrier! Ask permission first before hacking into private threads.
Backtagging: my LIFEBLOOD
Fourth-walling: lmao sure, as long as the thread doesn't derail too much
Sensitive subjects: I... can't think of anything? I'll contact you if i don't like something? :?

Physical contact: Welcome to try. Cue flinching. He may even panic. Touching usually meant bad things during his slavery aboard the Battleship Condescension. He's currently not sure why he flinches, but will do his best to avoid these situations. Physically, he has a weak body like a recovering coma patient, and uses psionics (telekinesis) for daily activities like sitting up and floating instead of walking.
Fighting: You'll probably want to shoot me a message detailing what you want his telekinetics to do. He is his planet's most powerful psionic mage, but his reflexes may be rusty.
Romance/sex: Welcome to try. See above for physical contact. He used to be such a sex fiend before all that too.... :(
Injure: If broken bones, severe bleeding, or concussion, plot with me first... You wouldn't hit a paraplegic, would you? Lol
Kill: His friends will freak. Talk to me first.
Telepathy/mind control: Susceptible to telepathic mind-control about half the time. Talk that out with me first so we can plot! His mind is a little messed up.... Bipolar troll thinks he's a computer, but displays errors/slips of the tongue because there are chinks in his repression.

Hacking: Probably the only person who can hack his stuff is himself or his descendant, Sollux (and applicable OU and AU counterparts/dancestors/weird plot shit). With the right equipment, his hacking skills are literally godly. He could probably trace a financial transaction in another universe, like his descendant. That said, I am always open to discussing how a genius hacker can be outwitted somehow.

Helmsman Encryption Designations:
All strong, but higher castes may override lower ones upon request. Bigoted programming! from lowest to highest:
ALIEN (for hairless Earth monkeys, etc.)
UNKNOWN
TIMED
SWARMED
TWOFOLD
PURRFECT
PROTECTIVE
LAWFUL
EIGHTFOLD
EXQUISITE
MIRACULOUS
ROYAL
CONDESCENDING

Ψiioniic Encryption Levels:
DRONE BEE
WORKER BEE
QUEEN BEE
?????????
Ψiioniic Virus Levels:
DRONEVIIRU2
WORKERVIIRU2
QUEENVIIRU2
NEVEREVERCOMPIILETHII2VIIRU2